me: not you!! XD

EM: stupid horse!!!!! XD

EK: THE DEVIL’S CHILD xD!!!

P: the perfectly normal person who was coincidentally there to save the day!!!! :)))))

PO: POLICE GUY

  so basically the em and ek started screaming at me because i had a vanilla ice cream and then EM hit me in the face with a baseball bat and then she started yelling assault and all that good stuff XD anyways P approached and said no thats not true im going to call the cops so like 5 minutes later or something (i dont remember exactly this was 537 years ago xD) PO came and EM again yelled assault and other profanities about me but little did she know people were filming and it was already posted on youtube so they reviewed the footage and the EM and EK were snapped by Thanos! The End! XD