I DONT SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS HERE OFFICER. I HAVE YOU KNOW OFFICER THAT I AM PLAYING POKEMON GO. THERE IS CURRENTLY A CHARIZARD 2 BLOCKS AWAY AND YOU ARREST ME FOR “OBSTRUCTING TRAFFIC” AND “ENDANGERING OTHERS” FOR TRYING TO BECOME A POKEMON MASTER. I DOUBT THAT YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE AND SIGNIFIGANCE OF THIS TRIAL AND THE AMOUNT OF HARD WORK I HAVE TO PUT IN TO BECOME A POKEMON MASTER. AS THE TOWN GYM LEADER, THIS BADGE THAT I HAD HANDMADE OUT OF A ROCK IN MY BACKYARD GIVES ME AUTHORITY FROM THE TOWN MAYOR TO DART IN FRONT OF TRAFFIC FOR ANY POEKMON ACROSS THE STREET THAT I DESIRE. I HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I PAY YOUR BILLS WITH MY TAXES, AND YOU RESPECT MY SACRIFICES TO YOUR LIVLIHOOD BY OBSTRUCTING MY ULTIMATE JOB BECAUSE OF YOUR ARROGANCE. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM ASH KETCHUM. A-S-H-K-E-T-C-H-U-M. PLEASE GET YOU ASS BACK IN YOUR CRUSER OFFICER JENNY – BECAUSE I, THE GYMLEADER OF THIS TOWN, HAVE AN *ACTUAL* JOB TO FUFILL AND A CHARZARD TO CATCH.