THE CHINESE ARE MILKING ME OF SEMEN WITH A STRAW THAT HAS ROOM TO WIGGLE AROUND WITHOUT MY DICK TOUCHING THE PLASTIC
PLEASE GET THIS MESSAGE TO DR. JORDAN B. PETERSON AND TOGETHER WITH HIS FELLOW INTELLECTUALS OF THE DARK WEB THEY CAN FORM A PLAN TO RESCUE ME FROM MY CURRENT UNFORTUNATE AND EMBARRASSING PREDICAMENT BECAUSE EVERYONE HERE IS USING A NORMAL SEMEN MILKING HOSE AND WHENEVER THEY HAVE TO MAKE SURE IT RETAINS SUCTION SO THAT THE CUM MAY FLOW THE NURSES GIGGLE AND SPEAK THEIR WEIRD LANGUAGE AND POINT AT MY HOG ONE EVEN LOOKED AT ME AND IN BROKEN ENGLISH SAID “AHH SO CUUUUTE” LIKE MY DONG WAS A BABY ANIMAL OR THE BLUE CATS FROM AVATAR THAT WERE MEANT TO REPRESENT NATIVE AMERICANS BUT I WOULD FUCK THE MAIN BLUE CAT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY THAT I DON’T CARE IF I HAVE TO GO SLOPPY SECONDS WITH BLUE CAT JAKE SULLY I JUST WANT TO FUCK THE BLUE CAT AND NOT BE STUCK IN THIS GODFORSAKEN SEMEN MILKING MACHINE
LOOK I KNOW THAT I HAVE WRITTEN A NOVEL HERE LIKE SOME KIND OF KOOK GOOBER AND YES YOU MAY ADD IT TO YOUR GOODREADS BUT THIS IS SERIOUS AND I’M SURE I WILL SOON NOT HAVE CUM TO EXTRACT I’M RUNNING OUT OF