Far From Home is genius hoax. It’s the most expensive, brilliant and, dare I say, the most retarded hoax of our time. Think about it. They could have waited to release the trailer after Endgame, so as to not spoil the outcome of the second part of the most anticipated movie ever. But they didn’t. Why? Because *the outcome is not what we expect.* The whole Far from Home thing is just to get us comfortable with the notion that the snapped people are coming back but in reality, they are not. We’ll go into Endgame thinking at the very least, Fury and Peter come back but then at the end they do not. And we’ll be like, “Wait, what? Ok let’s watch the end credits maybe they all come back in the end credits.” And they do not. The snapped people stay snapped. Far from Home is just Marvel’s latest in subverting and downright fucking with our expectations because the movie doesn’t exist. Jake Gyllenhall was filming nearby and Feige lured him on set with a Nightcrawler sequel script and convinced him to say a few lines in a costume first to build more hype.

Wake up you daft idiots.