I heard they only let dudes with monsters cocks piss in the 9/11 fountain because the water from the fountain is made from tears of middle eastern children that we bombed the shit out of and bush made an executive order that only American cocks 12 inches and above may piss in the fountain to disrespect all the middle eastern children. It was originally only for active duty/veterans to piss in but during the Obama administration the restrictions were lifted so now any red white and blue blooded American (with a cock above 12 inchee) can piss in the 9/11 tear memorial. Thanks obama