Bonk! You like dat chucklenuts? Deres more where dat came from. Screw deh heavy update, I want my big tiddy, Mann Co. certified, Bonk Atomic Punch drinkin’, taunt-killin’, bind spammin’, crit-a-cola drinkin’, fast runnin, semi-pocket medic, bid tiddy, Miss Pauling gf, that I can stick my Force-a-Nature in, and scattergun blast some of my Mad Milk in. I can see it now, she’ll steal the medic’s medi-gun and use it exclusively on me, because I’m too young (and handsome) to die. I can already hear her saying “Oh scout, you’re faster, and smarter, and more handsome than all the other classes, here’s a million dollar bill that fell out of Spy’s wallet, let’s go buy a baseball stadium!”.