I jerk off to Fred Armisen in drag on a daily basis. He usually has this bitchy high maintenance voice that he uses. It’s so authoritative! I wanna hear him cussing me out as he steps on my shins with stilettos. I notice that most of the time when he is drag, he can’t keep his legs together. How hot is that? Can you imagine him just spreading them for you when he wants it? Most girls don’t do that but Fred Armisen in drag will. Oh but the hottest thing of all is his wide fucking mouth. Boy does he have a mouth on him. When he scowls, and his mouth becomes an upside-down “U”(like this: ☹️) it makes me spew. Oh god, Fred Armisen if only you were a real fucking woman!