have you ever tried fitting a playstation controller in your anus? the sharp edges and jagged thumbsticks are just an overall unpleasurable experience. It can often tear and rip small parts of the rectum, causing bleeding and potentially pain (unless you’re into that). compare that to the otherworldly pleasure an xbox controller elicits, as you slowly slide it in, the curves and buttons complementing the shape of your tracts. the skin glides smoothly on the beautiful surface of the xbox controller as you hear bill gates whisper in your ear – “the xbox one x is the most powerful gaming device”