one day, homer simpson was visiting a zoo in cincinnatti. he was really hungry so he got a hotdog. actually, he got two. he decided to go with his freidnds leenny and carl.
“it’s so nice of you to tak us the zoo, homa,” lenny said.
“yeah, i’mk really enjoyign the sights,” carl said.
“hey, want to go wave our penises at the animals?” homer asked.
“wow homer, you’re really daring today,” lenny said. “i like it. how about you carl?”
“well, lets do it,” carl said, “and by that let’s go wave our dongers at the animals.”
the three went over seperate areas: lenny at the lion cage, carl at the aquriam, and homer at the gorilla pit. homer looked around until the coat was clear, and dropped his trousers. he pulled out he 11 inch monster dong and waved it at the gorrila below.
“hahaha you stupid ape!” homer laughed. “i’m up here and you’re down theeree agh!”
homer then fell into the gorilla pit. he looked to the sign above and saw that the name of the gorlla was harambe. but wasn’t that gorilla killed? what the hell was going on? homer wodnered. haramve eyed homer, his expression turning from a one of wonder to a one of… lust? homer looked down to see harambe’s penis become fully erect. the gorilla cock was 35 butt pounding inches and was oozing sperm at the tip.
“wait!” homer said. “i’m not like you! i’m a dude!”
but harambe didn’t listen. he dragged homer around and propped him up, his butt in the air as harambe plowed his kong dong into homer’s shit chute. harambe/s cock pistoned into homer’s bung as if it were a sword going into a sheath multiple times. homer was strated to enjoy the encounter, as a crowd started to form. there, the crowd saw the ape and the ape like man homer making love.
“please, cum in my ass!” homer commanded. harambe grunted, and unleashed a torrent of gorrilla glue into homer’s cavernous crapper. homer was ready for round too, but the plan was changed as harambe was shot dead by moe syslak. homer screamed and soon went unconcious.

[Sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/6du0y8/one_year_ago_today_a_threeyearold_boy_climbed/di5qres/)