From r/whowouldcirclejerk

Bro I’m so tired of this dogshit. Every debate is like “hur hur this is a mismatchike a h-bomb vs a coughing baby.” Dude, the H-Bomb has no fucking feats. It’s some fucking no limits bs going on. People will wank that shit to multi-city level by doing pixel scaling of smoke in a picture. That’s the most retarded powerscaling I’ve ever seen. If we take an average coughing baby it was very low-tier feats, sure, but an H-Bomb can’t even blow up by itself. The baby’s marginal IQ and Battle IQ is infinitely superior to fucking 0 IQ. But okay, let’s say someone is there to assist the H-Bomb in going off. Hell, let’s give it A WHOLE FUCKING AIRPLANE TO DROP IT. How many people have actually been killed by an H-Bomb? Fucking. Zero. It has no feats. It could be plankton level for all we know. “Oh but this person said it’s the most powerful weapon ever built”. Hey fuckhead, the baby can bench-press Jupiter. Is that true? No. But people can say whatever the fuck they want. It doesn’t mean anything. It’s not a substitute for actually doing shit. Babies are intelligent enough to ask for help, some are physically capable enough to use tools or crawl around. Catch that? They can actually MOVE. ON THEIR OWN. By definition the baby just speedblitzes. There’s no way a dumbass piece of metal and radioactive components is beating one in a real fight.

Small bonus I liked from the comments:
The crux of the debate is the the H-Bomb kills the baby. But how does it do so? IT FUCKING BLOWS ITSELF UP BEFOREHAND ergo, IT DIES BEFORE THE BABY. COUGHING BABY NEGS