I never understood wasting socks or rags for cum, seems stupid. I have a stuffed teddy bear that my mom bought for me when I was like 3 or 4 and I’ve been jizzing onto Mr. Teddles for as long as I can remember. When I’m feeling close I grab him, lay him under my dick, pump out my few little dying gasps of jizz onto his face/belly, and then rub my dick all over his face and mouth to get the final spurt taken care of.

No mess and no clean up required. Sure, Mr. Teddles looks like some weird, goopy horrible fuck up of a creation, but hey man, dude’s gotta bust.