Girls are adapting to the creeper meta though. The other day I had a cute girl come into my store acting slightly flirty. Thats only an important detail because girls only seem to care if you check them out if they either kinda like you or if they’re disgusted by you. If they dont care either way they usually don’t bother to engage in the dance of eyes.

So anyway I was pretty sure she might want to know if I was going to investigate her assets or not.

Now the default route concept I was expecting her to run was the standard slow turn side eye glance and go. Its an effective route most of the time but im not exactly a fuckin young rookie in this game I got decades experience.

So as per usual after she says “Bye have a nice day” or whatever, I go with a standard defence, I look at my phone and act distracted for a second before I blurt out a delayed “Thanks you too”.

The reason for the delay is it allows me to have an excuse to look away and then reengage hopefully after shes broken off on her route and gives me and indication of her leverage.

So I reestablished eye contact while reciting my planned late goodbye and everything was looking solid, she wasn’t even showing any signs of a side eye attempt which is actually good and bad. Good because its game over and I get to check out what shes working with but bad cause that means shes uninterested if im interested.

So I don’t even bother with any further deception im expecting this girl is fully turned and en route to walk straight out of my life forever. But thats when she fuckin boomed me. She had one of those sling purse things that sits on her hip like literally right next to her ass. So right as Im completely committed to creeping on this girl like a tactless mongoloid she turned back to “grab something from her purse” and ran a side eye probe before looking up and making direct eye contact with me in the middle of the act.

I guess it wasn’t her first rodeo either.