When I was in second grade I was so ahead of my peers that I had my IQ tested and it was 130. That’s in the 97.7th percentile of all living humans. So ahead that I was urged to skip 3rd grade, which is what I did. Still, I was so above intellectually. So above to the point where I’m going to the university of Rochester for free, with a 4.0 gpa in the biochemistry major. And as you fall I’ll to the standard american diet and your intelligence continues to decline, myself a Whole Foods plan based eater will just continue to excel. Thanks to my eating choices I will not lose intelligence like someone so ill minded as you, which scientific studies can attest to. Also, did i mention i can type a proper sentence?

Enjoy

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