When I was at school we went to the science museum and our teacher showed us liquid nitrogen (bruh), Haribo whispered to me “you could freeze a fart” “YES I SAID” Haribo said “WHY DONT WE TRY IT OUT?” Haribo then pulled off his pants right Infront of the class and then FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH” He then made a huge smelly fart right into the liquid nitrogen (how horrible) QUICK says our teacher GET OUT OF HERE GET OUT GET OUT OF HERE!. So now Hot air from his butt turned into a little farty ice cube it was absolutely brilliant, anyway he takes the fart ice cube and flings it at me and it landed right in my mouth. And actually it tasted like the smelliest unwashed butthole in the world Meanwhile our teacher was passed out on the ground mouth open eyes staring she looked like she had stopped breathing she looked like shit I think she is dead what are we gonna do? Haribo said “I KNOW CPR!” What does he do? he sits on her face and farted. really hard in her mouth it was awful so I said “Hairbo you asshole! That is not going to work!” But Hairbo said,” I’ve got to do it to save her life!” And so I join in and we together fart as hard as we could into her mouth and it was lovely! Suddenly our teacher starts breathing and she stands up and says “This is the absolute last time we go to the fucking science museum with Hairbo!”