Dear Jacob Nicholas, You are so right brother! We all know that a better translation of the Good Book reads “and the wine steward scolded the bridegroom and said “Don’t you know that you’re supposed to put out your GOOD Welch’s 100% Concord Grape Juice FIRST and then only AFTER all your guests are good and sober do you put out the CHEAP Welch’s 100% Pure Concord Grape Juice? You’ve done everything completely backwards! Jesus will get you for this!”