I used to pull the ears back on our cat when I was a yoot. Me and my siblings would get all pumped up and yell speed kitty. Then we’d throw her off the porch to see how many flips she could do. In hindsight, we were kind of on some dark triad shit for that one, but she really knew how to stoke the flames. I’ve still got scars on my hands and shit from her. RIP speed kitty 2000-2017, I really loved that cat.