I need help!!!!! My 36 incher is too fucking big, and I’m not even black. It’s awful. My dick is so large I just cannot lug it around any longer. It is so insanely huge and has caused so many problems in my life.

I cannot go to airports as they think I am sneaking something in. So everytime I go, I get groped as they try to take my penis off thinking it’s a bomb. I cannot pleasure women as they are so horrified at the sight of my cock, that they immediately run away, even when I tried doing porn so I could at least have a career. My mother and father disowned me after seeing the length of my shaft. Not only is it extraordinarily long, it is just too thick (36 inches wide, if you ask my balls are 36 inches). I cannot sexually relieve myself as my hands are just too small to masturbate.
My humongous cock has ruined my life. I resent God for cursing me with this large chunk of meat that just drags across the ground. Doctors tell me I will never be able to get a penis reduction as they would have nowhere to put the penis. It would just take up far too much room.
I had a girlfriend when I was a young lad, she loved me for who I was and did not care for this deformity, actually loving the hot sexy sex, but one day… I took off my jeans and my penis flung out, smacking her and flinging her out the window. She died 2 hours later in the hospital. She was the only woman who ever loved me. My penis is just… too ginormous. It has caused problems for myself and the people around me. For this reason, I will be ending it all. My penis has taken over my life… but it cannot take over a life that does not exist.