God I want to fuck the shit out of a McDonald’s hamburger, just the feeling of the bun and the burger stroking my cock, I’ve been kicked out of multiple McDonald’s in the US for public masturbation, I try to stop but I just can’t, it’s so hard to resist. Each time the burger gives me a shattering orgasm. I can’t help myself. I’ve tried therapy in the past, but it never works, each time I see a McDonald’s hamburger, I get so fucking horny. I’m nearly filled with Precum. I need to fuck a McDonald’s hamburger right now, just the feeling of the cheese melting all over my shaft is enough to fulfill my desire for weeks. In my opinion, the burger tastes better with cum. I’m not gay, just open to trying new things. I never ask for my food to go. I do it while the crowd watches. The police have been called each time but I don’t care. They’re in the splash zone anyway.