I have one and I have to tell you, it will ruin your life. You’ll wish you never got it. I can’t poop anywhere but at home with my squatty potty and when I have to poop at work I’m left unsatisfied. It’s like climbing into a wet sleeping bag or wearing wet socks but at home, it’s fantastic. Extremely efficient, quick, and zero straining.

Imagine you were raised on a space station and all you’ve eaten all your life is space food. You’ve eaten powdered eggs for breakfast every day and hamburgers out of a tube. It’s okay, food doesn’t excite you very much but the taste is fine. Then you go to earth and you get a nice Ribeye steak dinner with potatoes au’ gratin and grilled asparagus, followed by blue bell vanilla ice cream and a warm chocolate cookie. Then you have to go back to eating space food and gogurt and shit on your tin can in space.

The squatty potty will ruin your life