God you stupid kids, I really hope you’re a kid because that’s the only thing that could possibly excuse this type of autistic, and yes autistic as in the mental deficiency NOT your stupid internet slang, behavior that you’re spilling everywhere. But i know you’re not because easy truths are just that, easy to take in. I wish you would grow up with your stupid made up slang, “pasta” god it makes my face red. Awakens some primal rage that’s been shoved away from big brother and their safety “vaccines”. Why don’t you communicate like a normal being? Are you like the others striving for a chance at Reddit good boy points? Wishing your pains in your, that I know have to be extremely painful and hard on you, life would wash away. But they won’t huh? That really bums me out knowing things won’t just fix themselves for you and Mary Poppins wont fly from Sam Hains Hell to make sure you feel real good. GET UP AND DO SOMETHING!!! Stop talking like a retard with your slang, pasta really? Pasta are you seriously saying pasta as some kind of insult you’re a joke. Stop sitting all day at your fancy little computer mom and Dad shilled big bucks for and do something. Just like the rest of these guys your going to fail. Fail hard and flat on your face. And you’ll see me running down to success in the new age of freedom, shoving down you and you’re sick liberal ideology that wants me and you dead. Like the ignorant masses you hope someday the very thing you hate wins. Only because they said they’re good on you’re tv. Idiot open you’re eye and swallow your medicine that is hard truths. They aren’t even hard for me because I’m not a fool who cares about my enemies feelings and if they’ll get hurt. Did the Spartans become a glorious empire because they stopped to ask if they’re enemies were okay? Did the Romans rise to power because they went around asking everyone if they’re feelings are hurt. Never once has an empire, one that hasn’t fallen that is; became glorious from caring about feelings. So explain to me how your political agenda that supports love and care for all people will help anyone in the day of nuclear warfare, unmanned warplanes, over population and rat politicians. You’re a fool and you won’t get to see the new age of America because you’re on the wanted list pal.

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