Well; I recently got my PHd in Advanced Falling.
I truly am your best bet; I’m such a dedicated fall guy I start every day with falling out of the bed.
And my falls; oh I could fall in ways that would absolutely blown your mind. I have the greatest falls.
In a survey taken at multiple respected institutions I was told that the historical figure I resemble most is the apple that fell off the tree nearby Isaac Newton.
So who would you pick: Some Schmuck who hasn’t even penetrated the fall barrier? Or me; tma man who can guarantee falls so hard that it makes standing up futile. Really; I’m only pitching to you because I like you- I could fall for anyone; but I fell for you.