Welcome to the underground!

How are your balls?

If you wanna… look around

GIVE US YOUR BALLS

We don’t see humans often

We’re happy your balls dropped in

I’ll be so popular

When I show all the monsters what I just brought in

Hey Papyrus, mind your balls

Can it, Sans, no time for banter

Excuse my brother, he’s got no balls

You’re just lazy and apathetic

Call me what you want, I got all the balls

Another balls joke and I’m finished with him

We are monsters, the ballfullest kind

To mess with us takes a lot of balls

We can relate to your BALLS

Because we monsters don’t have BALLS

Humans betrayed us and stole our balls

One day we’ll make our way back to the surface

Through all your travels, your balls will follow

Your balls aren’t easy to swallow

Who’s the real monster, now you should know

GIVE US YOUR BALLS

Really, Sans?

What?

The last line of the chorus is just balls?

Yup

You fucking bitch

That was unfunny

GIVE US YOUR BALLS

You’re stuck in the underground

Thanks to your balls

Good luck ever getting out

GIVE US YOUR BALLS

You could show mercy to us

Or steal all of our balls

Is your heart full of evil

Or full of balls?

I, the great Papyrus

Challenge you to try getting by us

Test the human with one of your balls

Brilliant, Sans, that’ll leave him befuddled

I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti

Smells like your balls are ready

Stop it Sans, I’m done with the jokin’

Sounds like someone’s balls have been stolen

We can relate to your BALLS

Because we monsters have our BALLS

I am the mastermind, he’s my accomplice

You only have balls because I made a promise

You’ll lose your mind when you wander for hours

You might even decide to start talkin’ to balls

Who’s the real monster, now you should know

GIVE US YOUR BALLS

Someday I’ll join the royal guard

When I catch this child, can it be that hard

Look, if I’m being honest

My brother ain’t nothin’ but harmless

I know you and all that you want

You’ll get a lot more from Sans than balls

The deeper you go, the messier it gets 😏

If I had it my way, you’d already have no balls

Kidding, if you couldn’t tell

I get so bored, I amuse myself with balls

Down here in the underground

You have some balls

We wanted to tell you now

GIVE US YOUR BALLS

If you survive this prison

You will know nihilism

Don’t mess around with monsters

They’re scared of tiny children

You’ve come far, but soon you’ll stumble

When I stump you with some junior jumble

Not so sure you’ll get him with that

Alas, I’ll hit him with my special attack

Leave me alone

You know I’ve got a knack for the balls

Two more balls, and I’ll be done

But ain’t two balls better than one

We can relate to your BALLS

Because we monsters have our BALLS

You know your story’s already been told

We can play again if you sell your balls

GIVE US YOUR BALLS

GIVE US YOUR BALLS

GIVE US YOUR BALLS

GIVE US YOUR BALLS