Welcome to the underground!
How are your balls?
If you wanna… look around
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
We don’t see humans often
We’re happy your balls dropped in
I’ll be so popular
When I show all the monsters what I just brought in
Hey Papyrus, mind your balls
Can it, Sans, no time for banter
Excuse my brother, he’s got no balls
You’re just lazy and apathetic
Call me what you want, I got all the balls
Another balls joke and I’m finished with him
We are monsters, the ballfullest kind
To mess with us takes a lot of balls
We can relate to your BALLS
Because we monsters don’t have BALLS
Humans betrayed us and stole our balls
One day we’ll make our way back to the surface
Through all your travels, your balls will follow
Your balls aren’t easy to swallow
Who’s the real monster, now you should know
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
Really, Sans?
What?
The last line of the chorus is just balls?
Yup
You fucking bitch
That was unfunny
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
You’re stuck in the underground
Thanks to your balls
Good luck ever getting out
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
You could show mercy to us
Or steal all of our balls
Is your heart full of evil
Or full of balls?
I, the great Papyrus
Challenge you to try getting by us
Test the human with one of your balls
Brilliant, Sans, that’ll leave him befuddled
I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti
Smells like your balls are ready
Stop it Sans, I’m done with the jokin’
Sounds like someone’s balls have been stolen
We can relate to your BALLS
Because we monsters have our BALLS
I am the mastermind, he’s my accomplice
You only have balls because I made a promise
You’ll lose your mind when you wander for hours
You might even decide to start talkin’ to balls
Who’s the real monster, now you should know
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
Someday I’ll join the royal guard
When I catch this child, can it be that hard
Look, if I’m being honest
My brother ain’t nothin’ but harmless
I know you and all that you want
You’ll get a lot more from Sans than balls
The deeper you go, the messier it gets 😏
If I had it my way, you’d already have no balls
Kidding, if you couldn’t tell
I get so bored, I amuse myself with balls
Down here in the underground
You have some balls
We wanted to tell you now
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
If you survive this prison
You will know nihilism
Don’t mess around with monsters
They’re scared of tiny children
You’ve come far, but soon you’ll stumble
When I stump you with some junior jumble
Not so sure you’ll get him with that
Alas, I’ll hit him with my special attack
Leave me alone
You know I’ve got a knack for the balls
Two more balls, and I’ll be done
But ain’t two balls better than one
We can relate to your BALLS
Because we monsters have our BALLS
You know your story’s already been told
We can play again if you sell your balls
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
GIVE US YOUR BALLS