Y’know, you’re *really* cute. Everytime I see you, I feel like my world lights up like a 1970s disco. You’re the “Stayin’ Alive” to my Bee Gees. I love how you look and you’re an overall amazing person that I’d love to get to know more about. Maybe we could hang out sometime, because I genuinely think you’re really cute and amazing. Thank you for being you. You light up my life, and everything is just so much better when you’re around. Keep being yourself, your absolutely fantastic self, and I’ll see you around, cutie-pie <3. Just don’t tell your mom that I’m 55.

-Your one true love