Hey, shitass! Don’t you ever tell me where to eat my burger again. What? You’ve never seen a guy eat a burger before? Never seen a fuckin stud eat a fuckin burger? Well, well, well… Looks like we got us a regular cuck over here. Yes, indeed. A regular libtard cuck. Halleh-fuckin-looyah. Halleh-Barry-Fuckin-Looyah. What’s that? Ya thought I said *loofah*? Really? Seriously!? Listen, libtard, why don’t you go back home and be the fuckin virgin-ass you are, with your stupid-ass goddam healthfood and your shitty shitass fuckface cumrag environmentalism and your big, plastic, honkin, shitty pornstar assholes and your vegan microwave shitty fuckfest democracy. You want a UBI? Really, bitch? You just wanna sit at home and get paid to jack off to woke commercials while the real alphas and footlongers are out here shitting in our own goddam pants because we work an honest day’s shift to serve your entitled ass while the government pays you more than you made at your coastal elite tech job what the fuck is that anyway, like a blowjob or something? Hey, you know what? You can go fuck yourself. That’s right. Go fuck yourself like I fucked your wife, you stupid libtard cuck. And while you’re at it, why not take my shaft in your mouth. It’s big, like way big, like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay fuckin big. Whatever happened to peace and decency anyway, though, amirite? I mean, fuck, man, I remember back in the 90s I used to just shit at home with the door open and watch Jerry Springer at the same time, kick back with some cold ones and watch the Bawitdaba music video by my main man, Mr. Kid Rock, and later, did you ever listen to KFed? He had that one lyric, “It’s Portugees for ‘ass'”. Hey, you know what, you might not get it and that’s okay. The big idea is like space, you know, we got Elon Musk over here with that little dick energy , like hey, look at me, I’m a fuckin libtard cuck. Well, yaknow what, you can take your regulations and your forms and your shitty shitass with all that toilet paper that you decided to horde back in 2019, because I’m gonna enjoy my day watching NASCAR and eating my chips with soda because I’ve been on the chill diet lately, that’s right babay, you stupid shitass millenneal, I bet you’re a millenneal reading this, guess what you stupid shitass, you aren’t even old enough to work so why the fuck would you criticize my political beliefs, I meant not mature enough to vote because I send you to college and you make me pay thousands of dollars to do that and then you just study gender or some shit like what you want to make baskets and sing coombayah or something hey fuckface go fuck yourself you stupid shitass