Hello, young teenage male. I am a father of a teen about your age. I see that your face is quite feminine. It has many soft (yet attractive) features such as a small nose and thin eyebrows as well as a soft (yet brilliantly beautiful) jawline. I would very much be pleased if you would try on some of these dresses. Why? You ask, young boy— well simply because you are about the same size as my daughter (age 18). I was going to try and find a maid dress so she could cosplay as her favorite anime character. But I am not sure if it is the right size. I figured that since you are around her size you should try it on. It will be a good estimate to tell me if it will fit her. I know I am just a random man at the mall, but it will only take a second. Just put on the maid dress. (7 minutes later): OwO stunning! Positively divine. The dress is a perfect fit 📸! She will be very pleased by this gift. Wait I’m not done. Come come. I will also buy her makeup and I am not sure it will look good on her, young man. But your face is somewhat like hers and your skin tone is also the same. Here, try on this shade of mascara and toner. It will tell me how the color will look on her. Oh wow it’s a perfect fit 📸! Now I just need you to try out this white van 🚐. Do not fret, it is a gift for her. Get in the van and see if you will like it so I know if it is a good gift for a teenager like her. *closes the van door behind you*