Jack Churchill isn’t just a hero he is a god damn world hero
In fact he is god
If you talk shit his corpse will rose from the grave and defeat every country between you and him in a war
This man basically shot Hitler
he was the entire allied force in Norway
He threw his briefcase from a train every day because he didn’t want to carry it
he killed everything in Belgium by being within the same hemisphere
The man fought ww2 with a claymore a longbow and bagpipes and he used them at the same time
Artillery was scared to shoot him
He signaled an attack by shooting a German with his longbow
He got to the end of ww2 and got angry he couldn’t fight more
He was the bomb dropped on Hiroshima
The man killed 80 Palestinian Arabs rebels because he was bored
He was the man that found and killed Mussolini
He defeated a statue in a staring contest
He took two men with him into an Italian town and returned with 50 prisoners
He forced a river to let him surf up it
Death had to take him sleeping because he would invade all of hell if he was awake
The man needs a statue a world holiday and a small country sacrificed to him every year