Jack Churchill isn’t just a hero he is a god damn world hero

In fact he is god

If you talk shit his corpse will rose from the grave and defeat every country between you and him in a war

This man basically shot Hitler

he was the entire allied force in Norway

He threw his briefcase from a train every day because he didn’t want to carry it

he killed everything in Belgium by being within the same hemisphere

The man fought ww2 with a claymore a longbow and bagpipes and he used them at the same time

Artillery was scared to shoot him

He signaled an attack by shooting a German with his longbow

He got to the end of ww2 and got angry he couldn’t fight more

He was the bomb dropped on Hiroshima

The man killed 80 Palestinian Arabs rebels because he was bored

He was the man that found and killed Mussolini

He defeated a statue in a staring contest

He took two men with him into an Italian town and returned with 50 prisoners

He forced a river to let him surf up it

Death had to take him sleeping because he would invade all of hell if he was awake

The man needs a statue a world holiday and a small country sacrificed to him every year