I’ve had a lot of people asking me to weigh in on the James Charles situation, but the problem is “Who the fuck is James Charles?” I don’t know but allow me to give you an outsider’s perspective. James Charles was born in 1843 as is documented in this picture of his mother giving labour. Notice the uncanny resemblance. He first found work as a mannequin but was then drafted into the Anglo-Zulu war, on the side of the Zulus. This was his first of many attempts at destroying the West. He quickly fell out of favour with the Zulus because and I quote “Their tans were much nicer than mine”. In the year 1902 he formed the Illuminati and was their chief scientist on Project Rainbow which is where the Illuminati invented “The Gay” which is why still to this day it is widely known that the only thing the Illuminati love more than power is dick. During the second world war he was locked up for being a conscientious objector because he described war as being neither fun nor fresh. It wasn’t Hugo Boss that designed the Nazi’s uniforms, it was James fucking Charles. James then became the Pope and started a few trends in the Catholic Church. Not those type of trends, fashion trends, get your mind out the fucking gutter. Stalin’s purges weren’t to get rid of political dissidents, it was to get rid of everyone that was prettier than James Charles, turns out there was a lot. It was James Charles who dropped the bomb on Hiroshima, James is gay, the Enola Gay, wake up sheeple. This brings us to the present day, he managed to live for so long by consuming the life force of Pokémon which is why he looks like one. He started in the makeup business which is that stuff women put on their face because they’re ugly, which is strange because James is a fucking man. Speaking of fucking man, a soccer mum made a video on James Charles because she was very upset at the fact that James Charles fucked a waiter over the table in front of her because the Beef Wellington he brought him was just that good. James and the soccer mom fell out because they both have businesses in selling drugs to kids, this is essentially a Bloods and Crips territorial dispute but instead of settling it with a drive-by, they decided to make YouTube videos. He discovered that he can achieve immortality and increase profits by consuming the semen of straight men. This caused one of the biggest sub drops anyone has ever seen because the world is waking up and everyone is resisting the James Charles new world order. Wake up sheeple, Big Sister is watching you. See this, see this, you you know it was James fucking Charles. James ended slavery and then started it again just because he wanted to see the hope fade from their eyes. James took the kids…bitch let me see my fucking kids. James shot JFK because he was sunbathing on the grassy knoll and he got bored. James makeup is made from the ground-up bones of African orphans. James burnt down the Reichstag. James caused the fall of Rome. James sank the city of Atlantis with his ego. James was the guy driving this tank. James is the reason Hillary lost. James literally started MKUltra. James rigged the Scottish referendum. JAMES FINANCED THE FUCKING SONIC MOVIE. JAMES IS THE REASON RHODESIA DOESN’T EXIST ANYMORE. WHO THE FUCK IS JAMES CHARLES?