Funny e-girl story for you… my buddy is still single so he goes on those websites and even pays money to these girls… Felt bad for the boy so I decided to have a /r/humansbeingbros moment. I made an account on Twitch and went to the girl’s room who he loves. Some girl who wears cat ears and weird Chinese cartoon cr\*p like that. I saw him in there putting little messages on his donations of $1, he donated like $10 in an hour. So I got a little idea… I DMed her and told her I would give her $500 if she permanently blocked him. She did so and asked for the money. I sent her the money (borrowed the wife’s card) and that was that. Told her it’s gonna be $500 in 3 months if he stays banned. Next weekend I see my bud he’s depressed – he doesn’t know why she’s so cold. Apparently he stayed up for 5 nights trying to get unbanned and messaging her…LOL. Had to give him a pep talk. Told him that’s just how women are, bros before hos, the usual. Hopefully this lets him find someone in real life… let’s just say I’m something of a guardian angel 😎🆒