I’m only 12 and some of my friends follow me. (hence why I’m going anonymous plus I don’t want people saying the stuff I did was wrong) I’ve always been the definition of a trouble kid except I never got caught. For example I’ve been sneaking out of my my parents houses since I was 8, breaking and entering since I was 10, and weed since about 7 months ago. Now that my history is known I’ll get to the answer.

I really don’t know what definition of “naughtiest” I should answer for considering that makes a pretty big difference. Considering I have the time, I’ll just answer for all definitions.

As far as sexual things go

Received a blow job from two girls at once in a public park. Won’t go too much into that one (;
Had sex at a closed hotel swimming pool we snuck into. I’m just glad no security came.
And I also had sex on top of a movie theater (as in on top of the building) Police are still investigating nice compliments there. 😛
I think that’s it for that section

As far as disobedience goes.

Keep in mind that I said I have never been caught

I’d shoplifted since I was 9 mainly because I had friends that weren’t too friendly with the law and they were a lot older and one of the only role models I had growing up. (and yes I consider myself grown even if I’m only 12) I’ve only gotten caught shoplifting once, obviously the employees of any store near either of my parents house had suspicions but they would never have been able to prove it. The only reason I hadn’t gotten caught shoplifting before was because I was smart, at least in that regard. However this time I was stupid, I’m just glad I wasn’t near anyone I knew at least that I know of. But back to the story, I had been out with some friends of mine and I had planned to attempt to shoplift some bottle of water, some skittles and headphones. Honestly thinking about I almost got away with it. I had more or less scoped out the place A.K.A just look around for locations of the cameras. Thankfully the only ones were by the register like most 24/7 gas stations where I live. So I grabbed a couple bags of skittles, quickly put them in my socks without any trouble then grabbed the biggest water bottle I saw and put it in my hoodie pocket. Now the difficult part the only headphones were behind the counter an the checkout person did not look particularly kind. He was a big black man around 30–50 age wise 5:10–6:2 height wise and just FRICKING MASSIVE. So I tried to keep my cool and asked him for three pairs of specific headphones he handed them to me. Then I asked if they sold paper plates knowing that they would more then likely be near the back of the store, funny enough he said they didn’t sell paper plates. So I tried the same thing with paper towels and strangely enough he said the same thing. This was not normal for where I live and was not prepared for it at all. So I made one more desperate attempt and said that my dad was waiting outside and I had to go check what the plan was now. I knew that I wouldn’t be able to get through the door without him having a good chance of stopping me. What happened next though brought the whole thing spiraling downward. He says that he already called the cops because he supposedly knew that I was attempting to shoplift and violating curfew. His explanation for how he knew was because of the cameras inside and out of the store. I knew this was complete BS since I knew where all the cameras were but I knew I had no sure way of escaping now. Then my friend high out of his mind comes in to check on me since at this point I had already been in the store for roughly 5 mins. The checkout person grabs him and then me and tosses us both in the camera room. He pulls at his cellphone and calls the cops facing away from us as he does that. My friend that came in was terrified knowing him though he probably already had 300 milligrams with edibles alone. I felt trapped and with no other options in my mind I kicked him around where his kneecap would be except obviously on the other side and pulled my sleeve over my hand and said to the operator that I had called by mistake and that everything was fine while my friend ran out of the store, I hanged up and followed him. I knew that they would probably still send at least one car to come check on it but I believe I bought us some time. Damn that was a long oneI never like hurting anyone mentally or physically despite what the one above may portray about me
There was this elementary school that I had decided to have some parties on top of. It was a fairly easy climb and we had a large flat area to do whatever we wanted with so we always took the opportunity to bring speakers and food up there (we being my friends and I. And all of these parties were in the summer just BTW and we always cleaned up the day after.) However one night when we were having a party up there things were getting a little wilder then normal, I didn’t mind until someone fell off the roof. As soon as she fell off the roof everyone left except me and one other friend. My friend and we’re only a little buzzed since we weren’t too hardcore as far drugs and alcohol go. The school was 2 maybe 3 stories high and I had known the girl who fell off the roof since 4th grade so I was really worried. I really didn’t know what to do, by the time my friend and I got down there there was so much blood luckily though she still had a pulse. She was bleeding primarily from her leg so like I had seen in movies I took the belt from my jeans and wrapped it around her thigh. (which is so much harder to do in the heat of the moment then the movies show) I called an ambulance using her phone and just left her there. It’s a decision I’ve regretted ever since I made it. I haven’t heard from her since.
Yeah that’s pretty much it, feel free to call me a BS liar if you’d like though I promise everything I wrote is true. I really need to make a podcast or something for these kind of stories.

EDIT FOR COMNENTS: Wow, I had expected much more comments saying the entire story wasn’t true, not just people focusing how old I am. Also I think people underestimate the mind of their children, We are a lot smarter then we tend to let on. If it helps though I’m labeled as a child genius not that that means much anyway. Oh, and yes I was wearing a condom when I had sex.