So I was telling a coworker how to wrap the sweet chilli chicken wrap and the joker goes,

“You’ve got something on your face.” and held up half a slice of cheese to my face. I’ve told him multiple times not to put his hands near my face and he took it as an invite to see how far he can get away with it apparently.

Anyway he holds the cheese to my face and I being a lot quicker than him and slapped it out of his hand and slammed his head into the heated table. I then grabbed him by his bleeding head and dragged him across the kitchen towards the grill and started bashing his head into it about 2-3 times (don’t really remember). He was like “What the hell man?!” as I set the grill to 4:1 and pressed the platens down on his head. His screams echoed the store as several crew members tried to help him and stop me, however I grabbed a McMuffin tray and fucked up several of them. Finally the business manager stepped out of his office and assessed the situation, shrugged his shoulders and walked back into his office. It eventually took 5 crew trainers to tackle me to the ground while in the background my coworkers screams were heard throughout the store. Finally the timer ran out and released his burnt self from the grill. As he lay there with 3rd degree burns all over his body I shouted “DO IT AGAIN!”

We didn’t talk for the rest of the shift as I’m fairly sure his lips were cauterized shut. I feel bad. I told a manger before my coworker woke up from his coma and explained why I did what I did and I don’t feel I’ll face any repercussions honestly. But it’s making me dread going into work tomorrow and I kinda want a new job.

It really wasn’t justified, but kinda was… thoughts anyone?