I know you have something to say and I know you’re eager to say it, so I’ll get right to the point: Shut the fuck up.

Nobody wants to hear it. Nobody will ever want to hear it, and nobody cares, and the fact that you thought someone might care is honestly baffling to me.

I’ve actually pulled the entire world. Here’s a composite of the faces of everyone who wants you to shut the fuck up. It seems as if this is a composite of every human being on the planet. Interesting. Now for a composite of the faces that want you to keep talking. Interesting, it seems as if nothing has happened.

Here’s a world map. Now here’s the text: Shut the fuck up. That’s what you should do.

But you know what, maybe I am being a little too harsh here, I do actually have good authority, thanks to my pulling data that there is at least one person who actually wants to hear you speak. It’s a little child in Mozambique and he- oh, oh he’s dead? Well, sorry man, I guess nobody wants you to keep talking anymore, please, shut the fuck up.