To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to enjoy a happy meal. The flavor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical mayonaise most of the taste will go over a typical customer’s head. There’s also the chicken nuggets, which are deftly prepared to imitate real chicken- their personal flavor draws heavily from ground up chicken carcasses, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the gustatory capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these food items, to realise that they’re not just tasty- they say something deep about FOOD. As a consequence people who dislike Mickey D’s truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the notes of sugar in McDonald’s signature “Szechuan sauce” which itself is a cryptic reference to the 1998 animated feature *Mulan*. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Mac Donald’s genius wit unfolds itself on their taste buds. What fools.. how I pity them.
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And yes, by the way, i DO have a Ronald McDonald tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
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