When I was younger and was first learning to masterbate, I did this thing where I would melt chocolate on the base of my lava lamp and wipe my penis on the molten chocolate. The ritual kind of got associated with sexual arousal for me, and I learned to enjoy the burning on my penis. Eventually, my mom found burn marks on my penis and thought that some bully at school was molesting me. I even had to have a meeting with a lady that worked at the school, all about my burnt penis, which made me very aroused. I never gave them a name and they thought I was too scared to come forward. I had to stop burning my penis for a while until the heat blew over. The lady at school was a very busty, young woman and she would stop me in the hall sometimes and ask if everything was alright “down there,” which made me very aroused indeed. When I was free of scrutiny, I started burning my penis with the lava lamp chocolate again and masterbating and slamping my penis while thinking of her. To this day, I still associate chocolate and burning with sex and can’t get enough.