Not me anons, but let me tell you about uncle Martin for a sec. Sorry for oversharing but I have to give this tribute to the greatest man I ever knew.

Uncle Martin.

Chaddest man you can know. After a hard breakup, decided to get fit, eat healthy and be the best version of himself he can. And slay pussy. And pussy he did slay.

He was not a 10/10 Gigachad, a 7/10 at his best, he dicked around 10 women in a week, every one of them a solid 9.

Uncle Martin had a body count over 1000+. He did not do this by paying money . In every SEA swinger/tinder/online dating app, he was present.

A data analytics trader by vocation, he perfected the art of numbers. He had the best Instagram page, the best Tinder profile and the best profile on every site he was on.

He knew the art of it, something he did made them just came to him. Not just online, I remember him getting 23 year olds while we were on vacation, by just talking and all around being a nice, confident guy, as a 37 year old guy. I meant that plural. More than once, he gets the both girls he talks at separate times of the night.

He was having threesomes with ukranian models that reach out to him, there were men literally begging him to fuck their wives. He was the man.

He was my hero. He was the kindest man I ever knew, he was getting fired from big jobs I can only dream about because he refused to swindle the customers or the investors. Balls as big as basketballs man.

Cancer got him at 39. He never got to be 40. I saw a giant got reduced to a corpse in less than a year.

The last advice he gave me was on how to be more confident as a person, and why I should invest in real estate probably. He died a week later. He was right on both. Real estate prices here exploded, and I got my fiancee because of the way he taught me how to behave.

He made me a man out of a boy, by imparting me three sentences as his life’s work. I will now share here these three sentences, in the hopes of this touching some anons heart the same way it did to me, and changing them from robots to cyborgs, to even chads. This three sentences made me a Man out of an Incel;

1. Dick size doesn’t fucking matter as long as you are ready to suck and finger, boy. I never had a giga cock, but every women I made love to came. Blacks, asians, Slavs or Nordic, as long as you are ready to work for it you can get that girl to love the way you work on bed. Don’t worry even if you dick is micro, with enough determination and practice, she will cum and will make you too.

Dick size is God given, what you do with it is yours.

2)Remember, if they don’t come, they will not come back. Be it business, or girls. You gotta make them cum when you are there, so they will want to come back here. Always try to do the best job you can when observed and measured, you can play civ IV on company time when your department is making money, if they are only checking the numbers at the end of the month.

Show your difference, be it in intelligence or drive, and get privileges, professionally or sexually.

You make them come, so they come back.

3) Learn coding so you can make some fucking money. Best job on the market,(he said this in 2019) you can even get japanese girls with the salary. Basically, money is important as girls either need, want, or absolutely have to have money. Basic biology says you can’t be happy alone, so you gotta make money. Learn coding, do automation stuff that shit is gonna get in a lot of money.

Never spent money on stuff you don’t want, and never spent one more penny than you have to, even if you have to wait for weeks to get items on discount. Get chocolate for nearly free after valentine’s day, that shit lasts good for a year you can give it to a girl or girls up to three years, without them noticing it ya know.

He was getting winded as he told me this, as he was already very weak. He then told me a rant about how he couldn’t get any japanese women in japan as they wanted him to pay for anything and he absolutely despised spending more than he predicted. We talked a bit about what we were going to do after he was out.

That was the last time I spoke to him. When he died, women from 30 to 40 countries sent condolences messages over Facebook and Instagram. His phone ringed for days with tinder notifications. Men everywhere from the world cried for a man they all agreed was the kindest person they knew of.

If I got you to read this far anon, please remember Uncle Martin and his lessons if you ever feel worthless.

Uncle Martin was a virgin until he was 23. He did all of his work in 16 golden years he had. Stick to this, and I guarantee you will see the Path Of Chad he has shown me.

I know if there is a God, he has him swimming with dolphins in the ocean with naked women by his side.

Tldr: Uncle Martin, I love you man. Wish you were here.