How dare you insult fat asuka, you pig. I LOVE fat asuka. she’s been with me since day one, and for you to insult her like that? HOW DARE YOU??? I literally dont even understand. Look, me and asuka had our differences, but i draw the FUCKING LINE here. The amount of stress Fat asuka was put under whilst in that volcano is incomparable to anything you’ve ever experienced in your petty life. I have a feeling you have some internalized hatred, and you feel the need to project onto Fat asuka. Look, I’ve been through troubles throughout my life. But you cant take it out on other people like this. I know my outburst at the start may have felt a bit inappropriate, especially when we live in a world where people like Fat asuka are insulted every day just for their looks. I may not be president anymore, but regardless, Mr. Supreme Ruler Pickle, you need to FUCKING COOL IT! Asuka literally saved the world by stopping that angel, and the thanks she gets for fighting for her life in thousand degree temperatures is “Fat asuka has no place in society?”

Now lets get onto your second comment: “Fat asuka gets no say because she died of heart attack,” first of all, there are several problems with this sentence. “died of heart attack,” Really? FUCKING REALLY?? if you are going to insult an eva pilot, one who risked her life plunging into a volcano to defeat an angel, of which could ANNIHILATE YOU, you may as well use *proper grammar*. not only that, this is objectively false. Fat asuka is literally here, right now, talking to you. Last I checked, dead people cant talk, dipshit. So riddle me this: If Fat asuka is talking to you right now, how in the world could she be dead? thats right, she isnt fucking dead, you fool. The fact that this very idea flew over your head speaks volumes about your ability to communicate, specifically with Fat asuka. Maybe you’re just jealous you can’t have her fat ass on your face every night. those warm soft cheeks filled with love. I’m sorry for you man.