Once upon a time, there was a pretty sick dude named King. King was your normal dude but he was also pretty fucking cool. One day at school, King walked into his 3rd period class and noticed there was a new girl. “Hey baby whats poppin?” King said to the new girl. She turned around and, boy was she hot. Her golden hair shined in the fluorescent lights from the classroom. “Hey sexy, my name is Zteq-chan”. King immediately fell for her. “This may seem sudden, but you wanna go fuck in the bathroom?” “Sure babe ;)” she replied. The pair went into the nearest restroom and chose the dirtiest stall. Inside the stall, they noticed there was still shit in the toilet. Zteq-chan started rubbing the random poop all over herself and this turned on King. King began to lick the feces off of the bitch’s face. After a while, King and Zteq-chan began to make out and eventually had unprotected sex. A few months later, Zteq-chan came to school with a small lump on her belly. “Oh, King! I’m pregnant with your child!!” she excitedly yelled. King, not wanting a child, took Zteq-chan into the stairwell and pushed that bitch right down the stairs. “Ugly ass bitch” King said as he stabbed Zteq-chan in the elbow. Zteq-chan was killed immediately, but the baby survived and ultimately turned into a God, Alex_ander. King’s son, Alex_ander, ended up brutally murdering his father at the age of 1 month. THE END