I am subscribed to BuzzFeed for the sole purpose of disliking every single one of their videos. Every day I get a notification that they have posted, and I immediately click on it. Drool comes out of my mouth when I growl in anticipation of clicking on that nice meaty dislike button. My hands linger over the keyboard, my fingers twitching in anticipation of the racial slurs they are about to deposit in the comments section proclaiming the intense fiery hate that I have for every single disgusting piece of content they produce. The video loads, and as ‘Ken’ begins to talk about how he is trying to cut his own hair I SMASH the dislike button.

“No!” Ken screams as he is hit with the full force of my dislike. He is sent flying through the green screen as the photographer temporarily unfocuses the camera in a attempt to make the video look somewhat amateur. I cackle greedily as he is swarmed by my racial slurs and brutally dismembered, his arms and legs torn from his body and strewn across the room. As he screams his last dying scream, I beat my chest triumphantly and yell to the entire world, “I HATE BUZZFEED!”