I sexually Identify as Ted Cruz. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of campaigning across America serial killing disgusting Trump supporters. People say to me that the Zodiac Killer being Ted Cruz is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a wry smile, eyes of a serial killer and hell on earth on my face. From now on I want you guys to call me “⌖” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a Cruzphobe and need to check your Cruz privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.