You just need to accept the pizza lifestyle.

I feel like pizza has a long way to go

Someone should put the lid on it

There could be some way better toppings and themes that haven’t yet been discovered

Imagine how much better a lid on a pizza would be

Just think about it

Probably going to get Kazim irate now and quote the Italian pizza bible

your toppings wont fly off for a start

You could probably refute that point because in Italy they use pizza glue which sticks them on.

I think any pie without a lid that your only supposed to eat with your hands is pretty much a disgrace.

Obviously what has happened is that when the Italians created the Neapolitan Pizza in the 18th century or whenever it was they must’ve not had enough pastry to complete the pie with a lid. So they sold it as a disaster and then some retards were like “nah its fine, lets make it a national dish” and here we are today, in a discord server, judging the presentation of random pizzas with a score out of 10 and in reality, whether its a 1/10 or a 10/10, it will probably taste the exact same.

mental if you think about it…

I’m honestly at wits end right now and all I’m asking is for someone to put a lid on a pizza.

Like if you think about it, a lid on a pizza beats a normal pizza in every way.

I challenge you all to think how it can be better then a lid.

I understand that technically pizza is not a pie and is in fact bread but what’s the point doing a balancing act when you can eat comfortably and not contort your fingers to do a claw grip in rock climbing to hold the crust. You might as well eat cheese on crackers at that point.