Dude with drink in hand walks up to you

,,here, you look thirsty, kitten. take my unlabeled can containing a liquid which is very refreshing.”

,,yes, it is supposed to taste cringe. yes, it’s also supposed to smell like my mommies glass inscent stick back in the day, weirdly enough she inhaled it and it didn’t improve the smell of the room”

you drink the whole can as he proudly presents to you his top 10 anime. the drink tastes like absolute garbage but you are really thirsty. you feel tipsy and sit down

,,you getting sleepy? oh what a bummer! come, let me take you home in my thanos car! get the reference? no? oh boy do i have to show you some dank memes.”

it’s a 1991 toyota corolla with an discord channel link on his bumper sticker, you drive home getting progressively more sedated with every minute

after you arrive at his coom cave you fall onto his bed because you feel like you cant carry your own weight anymore

,,what was that? it’s very hard for you to breathe? oh poggers! well surely it is. you drank a whole can of G-Fuel! Nah i’m just messing with you. it was tap water containing 20ml GBL.”

,,yes, kitten. gamma-butyrolactone. in a few minutes you will get very sleepy. but don’t worry it’s all gonna be wholesome 100.”

you try to move

,,what is this? instagram?! are you a normie, because you’re shaking you’re curling up like all these women in the mirror pictures, just in the opposite direction. do you have stomach problems? i’m gonna make you a fresh cup of G-Fuel, just hold up ringdingdingdingdingdingding!”

you can’t breathe. you try to communicate but only fractions of scentences leave your mouth

you beg for his mercy as you discribe your horrible situation and your scentences turning more and more into gibberish

,,what? youre starting to see bright colors and shapes? a little bit of RGB gaming goin’ on? oh, wow, you’re really based, i tip my hat for you m’lady!”

he tips his fedora, which you didn’t even realize he had. in an last effort to perceive the world around you you notice all the red flags. you know the meme. it was right in front of you and you didn’t realize. in this final moment of clarity you come to terms with the fact that you are dying, as this is a better option than having to suffer through what is about to come.

,,you’re getting a little blue around your face. cosplaying smurfette huh? you seem to really know what daddy likes! what a shame you’re not thirtee-“

a discord message appeared on his computer screen

*you slowly fall out of conciousness, as he looks at his scream, absorbing the information being displayed with a semi-chub due to the fact that he is about to enter a call and play god with his roles. he turns around and says:

,,just hang on my little baka, daddy has a major situation on his hands right now! my discord nitro could be at stake. just cover your ears for a few minutes because daddy is about to say something offensive against black people!”*

your eyes are slowly closing for the last time ever. your conscious is fading away. the last word you’ll ever hear is the N-Word multiple times.