Title: “RACIST HOMOPHOBIC TRANSPHOBIC SEXIST MEAN EVIL KAREN AND RETARD CHILD TRIES TO RAPE FRIEND FOR BEING BRONIE (ACTUALLY HAPPENED TODAY GUYS)”

Characters:

Me (Me LAWL WHO ELSE WHERRE YOU EXPECTING IT IS OBVIOUSLY ME HAHA THIS IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE)

F (Friend)

EM (cock sucking retarded stupid cringe evil devil scary death whore witch bitch tits fucktard autizmo mom)

EK (cum craving devilish evil perverted retard small insignificant weak stupid kid who is like 4)

W (funny beautiful sexy godlike cool kind polite silly smart hard working epic great nice guy who works at store)



So, my friend and I where in the Walmart kids section collecting MLP toys for our shrine (BRONYISM IS A WELL RESPECTED HOBBY OK GUYS SHUT TF UP) and jerking off on the floor when this little retard child walks up to us and she says “excuse me sir can you reach that my little pony toy on the top shelf for me please I can’t reach it thanks”, and so I turn around, dick still out, and yell at this little bugger twat “PISS OFF THIS IS MY MLP TOY YOU ARE ALREADY 4 YOU DONT NEED TOYS ANYMORE STUPID FUCKING LITTLE GIRL GO DIE”.

So the little bitch starts crying and runs up to her mom and says something really gay like “that man was being mean to me!” And so this 55-year old retard mid life crisis jumbo-bitch walks up to me and my friend and yells “ OH GOD OH GOSH OH GOLLY AAAAHHH OH MY GOD WHAT FUCKKKK NO SHIT PISS FART ASS BITCH WHY ARE YOU A BRONIE AHHH RIGHT-WING RAAAAAR” and so I tell her “miss please calm down your child was shitting and pissing all over the floor we needed to stop her” and she said “TOO OLD TO LIKE TOY REEEEEE BAD GIVE MY DAUGHTER MLP TOY DONT TALK TO ME FAG IMMIGRANT GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY THAT TOY BELONG TO CHILD” and so I grab a nearby 50-cal and start blowing her to shreds (bitch fucking deserved it) and then the manager came and was like “oh my god oh my fucking god there is a dead body on the fucking floor” and so he called the police on the stupid Karen. But since the judicial system is RIGGED, I END UP WITH LIFETIME I PRISON BECAUSE OF “1sT dEGreE mUrDEr” OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!

Anyways, thanks for listening, I kinda feel bad for kid/worker/bystander/friend so I’m going to be sad now.

Bye.

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I hope this hasn’t been done before

Credit to me I guess