Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Wuhan virus so goddamn bad. I can’t stand it anymore. Every time I go outside I get a massive erection. I’ve seen literally every rule 34 post there is of it online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking infections from Corona-chan. I’m sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should’ve been busted inside of Corona’s tight, hot, cells. I want her to have my mutant human/virus babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the used tissues. They were covered in her snot so I went to fucking town. She hasn’t said a word to me in 10 hours and I’m worried she’s gonna lock me in my room. I might have no chance to be infected.