Y’all ever just walk into a Chick Fil A (CFA) and get something to eat? Cause if so you’re already infected. You see ive been seeing a pattern for people that walk into CFA and get jobs there, theyll walk in with a lack luster view of the place, and two weeks later be enamored by the grandness and the holy land of CFA, for seemingly no reason. Ok, big whoop, some people have a love for their job. But have you ever noticed how ANYONE who walks into a CFA has that opinion too? But you talk to someone else thats never eaten at one but only had take out and they say its a meh place with slightly better than mediocre chicken. I believe that CFA is deploying a special type of infection in their locations to mind control the general populace. How do they do it? Its not in the food or drink because those who order out dont show these symptoms of undying love. So whats the last vector for infection? Airborne illness. Stepping into a CFA means infection, while not going inside is considered safe. So what type of infection is it? Well a natural fungus already exists, the Ophiocordyceps Unilateralis fungus, or the zombie fungus. Yknow, the one that takes over insects brains to spread itself? Well we have a modified version of that same fungus, being deployed at CFA locations. Anyone infected might try to lure you in with common phrases such as “oh sweetie its god’s chicken” or “the workers there are so nice, why don’t we go inside soyoucanbeassimilated?” All common things you hear despite god being a man of pure beef for those swole gains, and wanting nothing to do with the incoherent nonsense they just spoke. So with all this, i deliver the case to anyone who hasnt stepped foot inside a CFA, eating there is fine (that we know of) but once they get you, thats it. So if you still remain uninfected, go at your own volition.