Ok so I know this might sound weird, but ever since I was little I was super into that water vegetable thingy, water cress. It’s a super useful plant, it tastes a little like salt and pepper, is great for salads, and grows like, fucking everywhere where there’s a river. Sometimes I just eat it straight from the wild. My local park has the stuff. Ok so, the problem is that my friends have started to plant little weeds in the patches of water cress, and that would be fine if it were dandelions or something (also great in salads) but they are putting nasty ass Russian bullthistles (aka, the tumbleweed). Now I know you might THINK they are easy to pick out, but everything honestly looks the same when it’s small and green and iN MY FUCKING PATCH OF WATER CRESS. Also, I’m usually a super happy, upbeat and positive person, but I become a witch when they fuck with my plants. So when I’m just chillin, chompin cress, and I take a bite of the wrong damn plant and I start to get all angry, my friends tell me to calm down and stop being so negative anD IT’S HONESTLY THE WORST THING BECAUSE I KNOW THEY ARE TEASING ME BUT I STILL GET MAD. I’ve started to try and hide when I bite down on bullshit now, but they can tell when it happens. My face scrunches up, my mouth opens slightly, and I can’t help but let out a little “eeeuuughh…” And then they think it’s funny to say “awww, did you get some negative cress?” And it honestly infuriates me so much. But, despite all the negative cress, covfefe.