\[Enter Marge, who starts talking to Homer with a thick New England accent.\]

Marge: Hey Homer, this is Marge Simpson, and I am here to talk to you about a kite. You see, I am going to be a very, very fat, very ugly woman when I die. And you’re going to hear about that from me and other people.

Homer: Yeah…

Marge: Which is kind of ironic considering our conversation today actually started with a kite.

Homer: I see…

Marge: I don’t mean to be rude, but what if I told you that I had a plan to get rid of my fat ass? Well, you see, I like using hot-air balloons, because they get more speed and a bit more maneuverability than your conventional-shaped parachute.

Kidding aside, I am going to make two great use of the hot-air balloons so that everybody can find out for themselves how powerful they actually are! \[The kites start to get inflated.\]

\[Fade to black.\]

Homer: Oh yeah… \[Homer sits in the kite while Marge laughs. Then it falls. Kiddy Kite falls with him. Everyone laughs.\] Now, where else would this poor man go but down to the deep dark pits of hell?

\[Homer jumps off the kite and falls down to hell. All the dead are resurrected by a giant head.\]

Krazy Kooky: Helloooooo!

\[The head starts to shake all over hell and it all goes black except for Homer. The kite is still going up. Krazy Kooky gets frustrated and the kite falls again at him and he gets hit by it. All the dead come back as Satan heads towards him.\]

Satan: Now wait you bastards, because I am here to take your punishment.

Satan’s Hand: I shall… \[Satan reaches over and grabs Homer.\] Kill Homer!

\[Fade to black.\]

Sideshow Mel: \[on phone\] He’s still alive.

Satan: \[on phone\] Yes, I’ve got him. \[Starts his kite.\]

Sideshow Mel: \[on phone\] He’s the most powerful man in America! \[Takes out a rifle.\]

\[All die.\]