I stand there
Fist held high
I came while choking myself
And it flew into my eye
I cannot see I’ve gone blind
But thankfully I got 2TB of spankbank material in my mind

Two days later
I get the urge
I whip it out
Some semen from my balls I must purge
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I finish with glee
Turns out I was outside of a school, I must flee

Mindful and afraid
I sprint forward
But I forgot to button up my pants
And I hear cops yelling, “mace the coward”
My dick is now burning like I dipped it in paprika
You know this only happens in Biden’s America