I am a college student who lives alone in a dorm and gotted Noastalgia for the good old days. I saw there sale was pokemon emerad on (etsy (hipster ebay) so I buy. when I get catridge it was emerald only BLACK with skurletom on the front instead of Rayquaza but with blood-eyes. on the file, I am in Elite four vs. Lance and only have 6 pokemon in my party. they all unknown and they spell… “YOUR DEAD”

Preety suspicion,” I think but probably just something in my eye??? The music is lavender town but backways and when I go fight He he has 666 pokemon too! hE sents one out and I HEAR ITS CRY. It turns out hte pokemon they are ALL MY DEAD GIRLFRIEND, but HYPER REALISTIC AND BLOODEYE.

ITS SO SCARY YOU GUYS that I throw the playstation across the room and broke the game in half. Next day I get roomate to play. He’s like “Ehehehehe probably IS not that scary,” but she turned on the game and the screen was a picture of US, and but we were DEAD, and the scariest part of this story is that WE was YOU and YOU BECAME SKELETON and WROTE this…