5 fuking games and not one time did chief take the opportunity to stik those beautiful blue toes in his mouth and smash dat ass like he should. yo, unless they reveal that he’s gay as hell or something, i’m not gonna take this sitting down.

343 ifyou’re reading this, freaking listen to your fans and include a hot, steamy sex scene between chief and cortana somewhere in Halo infinity. At least put it in as bonus content or something, shit.