No, Officer, I did not punch the child. In fact. I launched my fist at an unanticipatedly high pace to try my best to severely damage the child’s digestive system, liver, and all bones in the young male’s body, creating a shock in his brain which triggered an extremely ear-piercing scream that detects any of his family members or caring strangers in an unknown radius which will vary on the child’s insane screaming volume. All of this happened before his body shut down and fell to the floor as he had passed out from my extremely powerful fist blow.