It was the middle of World War III and things were looking bleak. The world was in chaos, with bombs exploding and armies clashing everywhere. But in the midst of all the destruction, something miraculous happened. Jesus himself appeared in the sky, descending from the heavens with a pair of golden sneakers and a Supreme hoodie. As Jesus touched down on the battlefield, soldiers on both sides were stunned. They couldn’t believe their eyes. Was this really the Son of God, come to save them from the horrors of war? But Jesus didn’t seem to be too concerned with the fighting. Instead, he was more interested in showing off his drip. He strutted through the battlefield, his golden sneakers glowing in the moonlight, and his hoodie billowing in the wind. Soldiers on both sides couldn’t help but stare in awe. They’d never seen anyone with such style and swag. And Jesus knew it. He struck a few poses, flexing his biceps and winking at the ladies. Then, he turned to the soldiers and spoke. “Why are you fighting, my children?” he asked. “This is not what I intended for you. You should be loving one another, not killing each other.” The soldiers were touched by Jesus’ words. They dropped their weapons and embraced each other, tears streaming down their faces. The war was over. Peace had been restored. But Jesus wasn’t done yet. He had one more surprise up his sleeve. He whipped out a pair of turntables and started spinning some sick beats. The soldiers started dancing, forgetting all about the war and the chaos that had consumed the world. As the sun rose on a new day, Jesus ascended back to the heavens, leaving the soldiers with a newfound hope and a newfound appreciation for the power of drip.